AVENGERS: THE MUSICAL

“I TOTALLY SECRETLY LIKE YOU”


BRUCE

Loki let’s be, a secret that we keep.

If the Avengers find out, they’ll kill us in our sleep.

BRUCE & LOKI

I totally secretly like you,

LOKI

I like how you get all big and green

BRUCE & LOKI

I totally secretly like you

BRUCE

Despite the fact that you’re spiteful and mean 
And I want to tell everyone, that dating a Norse God is really kinda fun.

LOKI

Bruce, I’ll be
the best boyfriend you’ve ever seen
By the time I’m through with you
You’ll forget about Tony

BRUCE & LOKI

I totally secretly like you.
I don’t care that our love is wrong, 
I totally secretly like you,


LOKI

And I don’t care that you’re way too strong,
You could crush me in the sack,
But at this point, there’s no way we can go back…

BRUCE (spoken)

[exasperated sigh] Loki, I don’t know how much longer we can keep this up. The team is starting to suspect, Tony definitely knows something is going on and… 

LOKI

Would it really be that bad if they find out? I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

BRUCE

They wouldn’t approve, of course. You are public enemy number one. 

LOKI

Do you think there will ever come a time when… well, when we can be open about it? 

BRUCE

I hope so.

BRUCE & LOKI

I totally secretly like you.

LOKI

You’re always so polite 

BRUCE & LOKI

I totally secretly like you


BRUCE

The thought of your horns keeps me up half the night

And I’m waiting for the day

When I can say “I love you” and everything will be okay.

BRUCE & LOKI

I totally secretly like you

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